| Found Some Poo |
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy |
| Look what I have found |
| Hey Daddy, Daddy |
| I found it on the ground |
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy |
| Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy |
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| What ! |
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| I found some poo and I put some in each corner of your bed |
| I found some poo, poo and I named a nugget Fred |
| I really want a poo ring when I'm wed |
| It's on the walls and I smeared some on your bread |
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy |
| I found it in the hole |
| Hey Daddy, Daddy |
| At the bottom of the bowl |
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy |
| Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy |
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| What ! |
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| I found some poo, poo and I re-painted the stairs |
| I found some poo, poo and I clogged some in my hair |
| I really like poo stuffing in my bear |
| It's in your shoes and I put some on your chair |
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| I found some poo, poo and I fired some into space |
| I found some poo, poo and I filled up your briefcase |
| I love its smell and I love the way it tastes |
| It's like lipstick, look it's smeared across my face |
