| Furtive Bear |
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| Scotland Yard couldn't catch him |
| Nor could the FBI |
| Interpol were flummoxed |
| And let him slip right by |
| Furry fingered fugitive |
| A snowy king of crime |
| Omniverous vagabond |
| A cat-purse most sublime |
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| Nail it down he'll take the nails |
| He doesn't really care |
| He's on all the wanted lists |
| Look out for Furtive Bear |
| Ursine cad of great renown |
| Whose heists defy all sense |
| Stealthy footed hairy thief |
| Whose hoard is now immense |
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| He's wanted worldwide for his crimes |
| And his shifty looking stare |
| If you see him don't approach |
| Keep away from Furtive Bear |
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| The Planet's great detectives |
| Will never find his lair |
| So go and hide your things |
| From the thieving Furtive Bear |
| Is he in heaven or in hell |
| Vanishes into air |
| He still remains uncaptured |
| Elusive Furtive Bear |
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| He's wanted worldwide for his crimes |
| And his shifty looking stare |
| If you see him don't approach |
| Keep away from Furtive Bear |
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| Fades into the shadows |
| Never know that he is there |
| A ghostly apparition |
| Phantom Furtive Bear |
| A sneer adorns his face |
| A machiavellian glare |
| He always gets away |
| That pesky Furtive Bear |
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| He's wanted worldwide for his crimes |
| And his shifty looking stare |
| If you see him don't approach |
| Keep away from Furtive Bear |
| |
| He's wanted worldwide for his crimes |
| And his shifty looking stare |
| If you see him don't approach |
| Keep away from Furtive Bear |
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| He's wanted worldwide, ah ah ow |
| He's wanted worldwide, yeah |
| He's wanted worldwide, oh ow ow ow |
| He's wanted worldwide, yeah |
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| Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear |
| Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear |
| Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear |
| Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear |
