| Moustache |
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| I know a girl, she's pretty sweet |
| Lovely shape and dainty feet |
| She's a looker, real top class |
| Not all bones, fantastic ass |
| Her cheeks are peachy, lashes long |
| But when I kiss her, something's wrong |
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| There's this fucking problem with my bird |
| Hairy top lip, that's absurd |
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| She's got a fucking moustache |
| And nearly a beard |
| It's like snogging Grandad |
| And that's just weird |
| I'm gonna have to oust her, hairy bitch |
| Is she a mate or a girlfriend, which ? |
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| I know a girl, whose tongue's sublime |
| But get too close, it's razor time |
| But that always, will lead to trouble |
| As using Bic, will lead to stubble |
| And no-one wants, stubble burn |
| How do I tell her, when will she learn |
| |
| See there's a fucking problem with my bird |
| Hairy top lip, that's absurd |
| |
| She's got a fucking moustache |
| And nearly a beard |
| It's like snogging Grandad |
| And that's just weird |
| I'm gonna have to dump her, hairy bitch |
| Do I buy a shaver or wax the blind bitch |
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| I know a girl, the cutest smile |
| If you're close up, you'd run a mile |
| Don't mind the mullet, fashion I'm told |
| Don't wanna dump her, heartless and cold |
| Wanna show her off, her tush and pout |
| She's got the Poirot, can't ler her out |
| |
| But there's a fucking problem with my bird |
| Hairy top lip, that's absurd |
| |
| She's got a fucking moustache |
| And nearly a beard |
| It's like snogging Grandad |
| And that's just weird |
| Gonna have to lose her, hairy bitch |
| I can't do without her, there's one little hitch |
| Moustache |
| And nearly a beard |
| It's like snogging Grandad |
| And that's just weird |
| Gonna need a trade-in, hairy bitch |
| I don't think I will though, her Daddy's rich |
