| Granny's Handbag |
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| This is a gran, she looks like a man |
| In drag, what's in her bag |
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| There's a |
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| Felt pen, some nice lipstick |
| A chocolate bar and a red house brick |
| Penguin, a pair of shoes |
| Jewel encrusted elephant poo |
| Blue comb, a boy named Tom |
| Ten ton nuclear bomb |
| Sniper rifle, telephone |
| Big black cat and a traffic cone |
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| In Granny's handbag |
| In Granny's handbag |
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| That's right you've guessed, the biddy is dressed |
| In rags, what's in her bag |
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| There's a |
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| Beer can, a Polaroid |
| Tube of cream for your haemorrhoids |
| Red guitar, the number ten |
| T-bone steak and a dog named Ben |
| Pink slippers, slimy fish |
| A big and grey satellite dish |
| Baby spoon, electric fan |
| A turban and an Indian man |
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| In Granny's handbag |
| In Granny's handbag |
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| There's a |
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| Lizard egg about to hatch |
| Pirate wearing an eye patch |
| Bowling ball, a song from Kiss |
| A vile of tropical cat piss |
| Mary Poppins photograph |
| A big joke book that'll make you laugh |
| Laptop, an apple pie |
| Squirrel turd and a swarm of flies |
| Motorbike, a piece of cheese |
| Copper tubing, bag of peas |
| Ornamental Chinese fan |
| Roll of tape and another gran |
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| In Granny's handbag |
| In Granny's handbag |
