Willies From Mars
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| No-one would have believed in the twenty first century |
| That human affairs affairs were being watched |
| From the timeless worlds of space |
| With one eye |
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| Slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us |
| Formulating from the red rock |
| With evil intentions, they're loading up their weapons |
| Hold on, isn't that a cock ? |
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| Willies from Mars, willies from Mars |
| Shuttling to Earth in their hairy bollock cars |
| Willies from Mars, willies from Mars |
| Look up to the sky, cocks descending from the stars |
| Oooo schlong, oooo schlong |
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| Death and destruction, they were taking over |
| Firing their deadly seed |
| People were eaten, even local drunkards |
| Then came the black pube weed |
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| Willies from Mars, willies from Mars |
| Shuttling to Earth in their hairy bollock cars |
| Willies from Mars, willies from Mars |
| Look up to the sky, cocks descending from the stars |
| Oooo schlong, oooo schlong |
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| Then one day, they wilted, they were getting weaker |
| They crashed down from aloft |
| Gone was their power, they were all defeated |
| Alcohol had made them soft |
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| Willies from Mars, wrinkled and pink |
| Limped back to their planet to have a re-think |
| Willies from Mars, all of them stink |
| Don't invade the Earth if you cannot hold your drink |
| Oooo schlong, oooo schlong |
| So long, oooo schlong |
| Be gone, oooo schlong |
