| Bumpy Doo Dah |
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| Bumpy Doo Dah he lives on my head |
| Bumpy Doo Dah he's pink and he's red |
| Bumpy Doo Dah the black thing's inside |
| Bumpy Doo Dah in my hair he hides |
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| Bumpy Doo Dah he's now on my back |
| Bumpy Doo Dah he's wrinkled and cracked |
| Bumpy Doo Dah He swells when he drinks |
| Bumpy Doo Dah he's horrid and stinks |
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| Bumpy Doo Dah he moved to my butt |
| Bumpy Doo Dah he's driving me nuts |
| Bumpy Doo Dah his teeth are stained glass |
| Bumpy Doo Dah he chews on my ass |
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| Bumpy Doo Dah is ruining my life |
| Bumpy Doo Dah he's holding a knife |
| Bumpy Doo Dah he's making me sick |
| Bumpy Doo Dah has replaced my dick |
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