| Deformities |
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| I was born with nipples for eyes |
| I was born as a pork pie |
| And I was born wearing permanent socks |
| And I was born with extra cocks |
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| We've got deformities |
| With extra arms and extra knees |
| Look how my head is cheese |
| We've got deformities |
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| I was born without a face |
| I was born made of toothpaste |
| And I was born as half man and half goat |
| And I was born with a helium scrote |
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| We've got deformities |
| With missing parts but added fleas |
| See how I roll with ease |
| We've got deformities |
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| We've got deformities |
| With itchy skin and legs like trees |
| Look at my brown willy |
| We've got deformities |
