| My Wart |
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| Someone you have to meet |
| He lives down at my feet |
| He's hard and small |
| And best of all |
| His taste is really sweet |
| |
| He's been there for some time |
| I can call him mine |
| He is the best |
| I'm feeling blessed |
| It's his chance to shine |
| |
| My wart |
| Is my bestest friend |
| My wart |
| Is with me to the end |
| You may think he's grim |
| But that is unfair to him |
| Cos he's my wart |
| Mmm baby woah he's my wart |
| |
| There's someone else to see |
| Part of my family |
| On my finger |
| Likes to linger |
| I got a friend for free |
| |
| He's been there for some time |
| I can call him mine |
| He is the best |
| I'm feeling blessed |
| It's his chance to shine |
| |
| My wart |
| Is my bestest friend |
| My wart |
| Is with me to the end |
| You may think he's grim |
| But that is unfair to him |
| Cos he's my wart |
| Mmm baby woah he's my wart |
| |
| My wart |
| Is my bestest friend |
| My wart |
| Is with me to the end |
| You may think he's grim |
| But that is unfair to him |
| Cos he's my wart |
| Mmm baby woah he's my wart |
