| Klinkerman |
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| I'm the Klinkerman and I love Klinkers |
| They are all hairy and they're real stinkers |
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| Would you like a klinker from me |
| It's been there since January |
| It's brown gold with lovely dark hair |
| I love saving nuggets down there |
| I'm Klinkerman |
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| I'm the Klinkerman and I've a lazy eye |
| Hat's in half and it's nailed on, lovely tie. |
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| Would you like a klinker from me |
| It's been there since March '93 |
| Let me pick them with my clawed hand |
| I've got this one, oh it's so grand |
| I'm Klinkerman |
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| Would you like a klinker from me |
| Should be national currency |
| You've a choice of short or long hair |
| It's my way of showing I care |
| ahhhh Klinker... |
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| Would you like a klinker from me |
| Butt cheeks hold them there securely |
| I can pre-chew them if you need |
| I've got plain ones or those with seeds |
| I'm Klinkerman |
