| Poo is the Best |
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| Pink dress I wear |
| Pigtails in hair |
| I love the stuff that comes from there |
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| Daddy said I'm mentally ill |
| But with you I never sit still |
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| Poo is the best |
| I'm obsessed |
| Love the stuff that you all detest |
| Poo is the best |
| I'm impressed |
| I feel like I am so blessed |
| Poo is the best |
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| Trudy's my name |
| Pooing's my game |
| I'll do it here I have no shame |
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| Daddy said I'm really unwell |
| But with you life's totally swell |
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| Poo is the best |
| I'm obsessed |
| Love the stuff that you all detest |
| Poo is the best |
| I'm impressed |
| I feel like I am so blessed |
| Poo is the best |
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| Poo is the best |
| I'm obsessed |
| I won the poo eating contest |
| Poo is the best |
| I'm impressed |
| Hold it close and feel the caress |
| Poo is the best |
