| This is Flying Bum |
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| This is Flying Bum and he'll get you with his log |
| Firing from above, splashing like gravy |
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| Wandering the skies, looking out for you |
| Baddies in his sights taken out with his poo |
| Blurry red cape and a flash of brown |
| You won't get away as the plop takes you down |
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| This is Flying Bum and he'll get you with his log |
| Firing from above, splashing like gravy |
| Super hero bum, even gets you in the bog |
| Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy |
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| Fire, fire, butt bullets come crashing through |
| Fire, fire, his load is all over you |
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| Bare ass and a cape, he's a simple guy |
| Gets you in the face, there is crap in your eyes |
| Change your ways, be good, else you'll know his smell |
| Each nugget of brown sends you straight to hell |
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| This is Flying Bum and he's raining down his load |
| Firing from above, splashing like gravy |
| He is Flying Bum and he'll get you on the road |
| Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy |
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| Fire, fire, butt bullets are everywhere |
| Fire, fire, shat on in your underwear |
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| This is Flying Bum and he's unleashing the dump |
| Firing from above, splashing like gravy |
| Yeah it's Flying Bum, it'll hit you with a thump |
| Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy |
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| This is Flying Bum sending justice from the sky |
| Firing from above, splashing like gravy |
| Yeah it's Flying Bum, crapping freely from on high |
| Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy |
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| Fire, fire, butt bullets come from the blue |
| Fire, fire, his crap is all over you |
