| Strange Cooking Show |
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| Gonna make some man cheese |
| Gonna spread it on my toast |
| Gonna make some man cheese |
| It's the taste I love the most |
| Gonna bake some brown bread |
| Gonna watch it rise |
| Gonna make some brown bread |
| What an ace surprise |
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| This is the strange cooking show |
| Between your toes |
| Where the Toe-jam, it grows |
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| Gonna make a cocktail |
| Gonna fill it to the brim |
| Gonna make a cocktail |
| Gonna get it out of him |
| Gonna make a pasty |
| Fill it up with hair |
| Gonna make a pasty |
| And the juice comes out of there |
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| Watch live now, yeah please tune in |
| With shedded skin |
| And scraps from your kitchen bin |
| Nail clippings and nostril gold |
| A little mould |
| And juice from my recent cold |
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| This is the strange cooking show |
| With forehead snow |
| And a hint of lady flow |
| Bum bogies from Bangladesh |
| Gonna make it fresh |
| With a side of human flesh |
