A Very Koity Christmas
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| It's that time of year |
| We spread our Christmas cheer |
| Have fun, bum ! |
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| It's a very Koity Christmas |
| A very Koity Christmas |
| With Stuart and Trudy |
| And Klinkerman and Granny |
| It's a very Koity Christmas |
| A very Koity Christmas |
| La la la la, la laaa |
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| Every girl and boy |
| Spreads the Christmas joy |
| We do, poo ! |
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| It's a very Koity Christmas |
| A very Koity Christmas |
| Decorations and a tree |
| And a dance from hand winky |
| It's a very Koity Christmas |
| A very Koity Christmas |
| La la la la, la laaa |
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| Very Koity Christmas |
| A very Koity Christmas |
| With Colin, Veg and Steve |
| And the cast from Fruit and Meat |
| It's a very Koity Christmas |
| A very Koity Christmas |
| La la la la, la laaa |
