Cavernous Ass
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| There's a secret that I musn't tell |
| But it's funny and I might as well |
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| It's surrounded by a gate of hair |
| I keep my precious items stored in there |
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| I've got an airplane |
| I've got a llama |
| I've got some great stained glass |
| I've got a tractor |
| And several dolphins |
| In my cavernous ass |
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| My butt's stinging and the sphincter's raw |
| But I'm a hoader and I must have more |
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| I've got a Bigfoot |
| I've got some truncheons |
| I'm storing tons of grass |
| I've got some house bricks |
| And lots of toasters |
| In my cavernous ass |
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| I've got a dustbin |
| I've got a portrait |
| I'm keeping pigs of brass |
| I've got a building |
| And petrol tankers |
| In my cavernous ass |
