My Friend From the UFO
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| This is my friend from the UFO |
| He follows me wherever I go |
| He calls for me with the aid of his chums |
| He sticks his probe right up my bum |
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| This is my friend from above the sky |
| He's small and grey and has big black eyes |
| Messages in crops are oddly cut |
| Then his probe gets shoved in my butt |
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| This is my friend from the saucer-like ship |
| He tracks my movements with his implanted chip |
| He shows me things that will come to pass |
| Another probe goes up my ass |
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| This is my friend from the magical craft |
| I'm pulled on board in the glowing light shaft |
| He says I won't remember a thing |
| As his probe fires deep in my ring |
