Poo Time Machine
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| I built a poo time machine |
| It is brown, it is green |
| Wanna know what I've seen ? |
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| I've seen dinosaurs poo |
| Been to Lincoln's loo |
| I've seen all the Romans and their sponges too |
| I've dumped from massive bikes |
| And everybody likes me to |
| Find poo |
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| You should see what I've done |
| Did a poo, just the one |
| Now I can re-live the fun |
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| I helped the wise men bring |
| Created Saturn's rings |
| I took a crap in Egypt and inspired kings |
| I saw my Mum again |
| Was there when Elvis strained, dumping |
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| I hoaxed the Nessie case |
| I poo'd on Hitler's face |
| Became an astronaut and curled one out in space |
| I crapped well in the past |
| And now it's behind glass, in place |
| Poo's ace |
