Laser Eye Surgery
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| Everything is a blur to me |
| I've paid for laser eye surgery |
| And this is my story |
| And this is what I've seen |
| I've seen |
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| Number plates up close and their letters can be seen |
| I can see your teeth and the food stuck in between |
| Then I see your gut and the stuff digesting there |
| What is going on ? I don't wanna see your butt hair |
| Laser eye surgery |
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| Everything was a blur to me |
| Not since laser eye surgery |
| And this is my story |
| And this is what I've seen |
| I've seen |
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| Massive ocean liners and the people on their decks |
| I can see to France and the onions round their necks |
| I've seen apparitions, ghostly figures and the dead |
| I can see your zits, they're gross and they're all red |
| Laser eye surgery |
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| Insects making whoopee in the air and on the ground |
| Now it's getting stranger, I think I am seeing sound |
| I have seen the past and I know where you have been |
| My eyes have magic powers, it's great and I have seen |
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| Wrinkles on a pimple on a money spider's balls |
| Women in there changing, through their clothes and through the walls |
| Aliens from space in another galaxy |
| I've seen the face of God and he's winking at me |
| Laser eye surgery |
