Dodgy Christmas Gifts
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| Here's one for Dad |
| I got you something awesome this year |
| Here's one for Mum |
| I found it on my favourite website |
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| Here's one for Nan |
| I wrapped it with that special paper |
| Here's one for you |
| I got you something too |
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| Christmas spirit by the ton |
| Gives my soul a lift |
| I love sharing all the fun |
| With dodgy Christmas gifts |
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| Here's one for Sis |
| I found it in the bargain basement |
| Here's one for you |
| I got you something too |
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| Christmas day is best bar none |
| Sets my soul adrift |
| I know that my work is done |
| With dodgy Christmas gifts |
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| Christmas day is number one |
| See the joy uplift |
| Everbody feels they've won |
| With dodgy Christmas gifts |
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