Magnetic Penis
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| Lightning struck the tree |
| Full of electricity |
| Now there's something wrong with me |
| So have a look and see |
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| I've got a magnetic penis |
| Its pull is really strong |
| A magnetic penis |
| It's wide and fairly long |
| Attracting metal to my lap |
| Full items to scrap |
| Sometimes I feel that it might snap |
| Got a magnetic penis |
| A magnetic penis |
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| Things come from all around |
| And they weigh me to the ground |
| In metal I am drowned |
| I make a scrapey sound |
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| I've got a magnetic penis |
| I cannot turn it off |
| A magnetic penis |
| It really hurts to cough |
| Attracting metal to my lap |
| Full items to scrap |
| Sometimes I feel that it might snap |
| Got a magnetic penis |
| A magnetic penis |
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| I've got a magnetic penis |
| So tell me what to do |
| A magnetic penis |
| My nuts are black and blue |
| Attracting metal to my lap |
| Full items to scrap |
| Sometimes I feel that it might snap |
| Got a magnetic penis |
| A magnetic penis |
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