I've Shit Myself
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| The brown monster's in my pants |
| Put me down, watch me dance |
| Open it, you'll take a chance |
| With your life |
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| Why ? |
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| Cos I've shit myself |
| There's a nugget in my nappy |
| I am happy but it's crappy |
| And you'll hate the smell |
| I've shit myself |
| And it's all the way up my back |
| from my neck right down to my sack |
| You'll gag on the stench |
| Yeah |
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| The brown fishy swims again |
| Here it comes, yellow rain |
| Open it, you'll see the stain |
| Through squinty eyes |
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| Why ? |
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| Cos I've shit myself |
| There's a river in my nappy |
| I am happy but it's crappy |
| You'll wretch on the smell |
| I've shit myself |
| And it's all the way up my back |
| from my neck right down to my sack |
| And your eyes will sting |
| Yeah |
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| I've shit myself |
| There's a torrent in my nappy |
| I am happy but it's crappy |
| And you may be sick |
| I've shit myself |
| And it's all the way up my back |
| from my neck right down to my sack |
| You may not survive |
| Yeah |
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