Put Some Poo
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| Been kicked out by my daddy |
| He threw a wicked paddy, paddy |
| I'm no longer his daughter |
| Not since I gave him poo water, water |
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| But now-ow-ow |
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| Living with my aunt |
| I pooed in her plants |
| Left some on her rug |
| Filled up all her jugs |
| And I filled my pants |
| Put some in her squash |
| And because she's posh |
| Cleaned her tablewear |
| And the placemats there |
| And I did the wash ! |
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| Been kicked out by Aunt Mable |
| Didn't like what I left on the table, table |
| I'm no longer her niece |
| She saw what I wiped on her fleece, fleece |
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| But now-ow-ow |
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| Living with my Nan |
| And her fancy man |
| I just never stop |
| I pooed to the top |
| Of her watering can |
| Put some in her hat |
| And on her bath mat |
| There it is look down |
| In her dressing gown |
| And it's on her cat! |
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| Been kicked out by my Nanny |
| She's no longer my Granny, granny |
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| But now-ow-ow |
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| Living on the streets |
| Always on my feet |
| No place to go |
| But at least I know |
| I've got food to eat ! |
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