New Years Resolutions
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| It's the time of year when we make resolutions |
| A time for you to find the right solutions |
| So listen up while I tell you what I'm gonna do |
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| I'm gonna stop drinking blood (ba ba ba da dah) |
| I'm gonna start eating mud (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna stop lining up the heads outside of my house |
| I'm gonna stop walking there (ba ba ba da dah) |
| In my French underwear (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna start to be the man that I should be |
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| It's New Years eve as I make my commitments |
| Promise to stop all those dildo shipments |
| So here are other things that I'm gonna do |
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| I'm gonna stop loving sheep (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna piss for a week (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna stop leaving all those gifts outside of their house |
| I'm gonna start kicking shins (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna stop raiding bins (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna start to be the man that I should be |
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| I'm Gonna stop stalking ducks (ba ba ba da dah) |
| I'm gonna start throwing pucks (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna stop sending nude selfies to the Queen |
| I'm gonna swim with a turd (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna always eat third (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna send my arm through customs in a jar |
| I'm gonna start blowing glass (ba ba ba da dah) |
| You've guessed it, right from my ass (ba ba ba da dah) |
| Gonna start to be the man that I should be |
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| It's the time of year when we make resolutions |
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